I know most people cringe when they hear dad jokes, but I find them funny! Like the jokes they say on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland and the ones in the movie. lol Here are some dad jokes that I found on the internet. Dad Jokes: "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems!" "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!" "I asked my dog what is two minus two? He said Nothing." "I got carded at the liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind." "I don't trust stairs. They are always up to something." "What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown." "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 cents featuring Nickleback." "What does a bee use to comb it's hair? A Honeycomb." "That car looks nice, but the muffler looks exhausted." "I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless." "I...
I have always had a hard time deciding on what to make for dinner. When I would finally decide, then it would either take to long to make, or we didn’t have everything we needed. So then I’d have to make something out of what there was, or go to the store and end up spending more money because we would grab lots more things. So several years ago I decided to make a dinner calendar. I found a template in Excel, you can change the year and the days automatically change, and the squares are blank so you can type in the meals. Then once a week we would go to the store and get everything we needed for that week of dinner meals (and anything else we needed). It helps out so if the dinner takes time to make (crockpot, make bread, etc.) then I can start in the morning. Also, we are only going to the store once a week so we spend less money. We are all picky eaters (in one way or another) and some of us have allergies (shellfish and garlic) so it limits our choices. When we find a m...
As I shared in this post my sister is getting married. I painted my nails and this post is for my toes. I painted them the same way, all of them black, then put this purple metallic nail powder on my big toe. Then I put the regular top coat on and the matte top coat on all the rest of my toes that are black. I really like how they turned out! Now I’m all matching for their wedding!
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